Here are some notes I wrote to people which includes things I have been dying to say to people. They all have code names, by the way. If you're in it, You might know who you are.
Dawg-You're an idiot. Stop asking me for relationship advice. Can't you see that I like you?!
Kitty-You just hang out with them so you can get paid. I hang out with them because they're great kids. Leave them alone!
Sario-We were friends for almost four years and then you decide you don't like me anymore. Fine. Sure. Okay. Just stop talking crap about me and then turning around to talk to me about the "good ole days." We are family. Deal with it!
Fatty-You're almost in middle school. Grow up! Quit sleeping with your parents. Start doing your homework. Take a shower once in a while. Brush your teeth. Eat something other than McDonald's once in a while. Pick out your own clothes. Clean around the house like the rest of us.
Nugget-You say I'm your friend, but according to the way you treat me, I guess I'm just one of those friends you're ashamed to talk to. I have told you countless times how much I care about you. Don't you care about me too?
Blockbuster-Get a divorce! Can't you see that the family will be so much better without them in the picture?
Dress-You're a family member that I value so much. It hurts to see you leave us and I wish you could just stay.
Moon-I like to imagine out future, past, and present together. I like to write to you. It helps me believe that you're not gone. You're just on vacation.
Gangster-Stop telling me I'm not good enough! Stop pressuring me! I love you, but family shouldn't treat each other like that!
Cubee-Get off your butt/bar stool and help!
Fey-Don't lie to me or lead me on! If you don't like me, tell me to my face! I can handle it. I would much rather hear the truth from you. And yes, I will approach you on Monday and yell at you.
Wick-I thought you were awesome until today. Hi, Jerk! Die, Jerk! Did you see that? I used our favorite show against you!
Potter-I enjoy your company. Sometimes it would be nice if I could enjoy it though when you're not crying or telling me about more drama.
Jeff-You hurt me. You hurt me more than he did. And yes, I do hate you for it. I hear the stories from people you still talk to. And all I have to say is, You're an effing hypocrite! Ever since we quit talking, I can now smile and laugh.
Charlie-Cheer up! You have your whole life ahead of you! Don't let a minor set back get you down. Is that what she would've wanted?
Ginger-We had the craziest time of our lives last year! We promised to stick be one another. It doesn't help much when you're lying to me!
Tumor-I love you still and miss you. Ever since you were gone, I haven't seriously dated anyone. I thought I was over you, but there's still a hole in my heart. Your family loves and misses you too, by the way.
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